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Some people just need a high-five... In the face... With a chair!!!
If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome you should understand why they call me Handsome!
Sometimes the line between RL and twitter gets blurry so then I just keep drinking.
I'm not a gynecologist but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express so I'll take a look.
I would do anything for love but I won't do that. Well maybe. Ok I would. I'm pretty desperate.
As hot as you are I guess it's time to find another twitter crush. I get the silent treatment enough in RL. Thanks
Some people give out stars like candy. Did I mention I like candy, shiny things, beautiful women... Oooh shiny!
So apparently I'm a big enough asshole that I made someone quit twitter and return to Facebook! That's fucken funny shit!
If it tastes like chicken, keep in lickin...if it tastes like trout, get the fuck out!
If I keep drinking rum and cokes will it make this college football game any better?
You say tomato I say buy a fucken steak you hipster vegan mother fucker
Lady where did you learn to do your makeup? Cabbage Patch Kids? Do you own a mirror?
