Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I hope you all like the hair cut I gave Miley Cyrus.
Sending in my application to be an NFL ref, wish me luck!
You had me at ".:: :.: :.. .:. .:."
Wanna hear something funny? ... ya, me too.
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I ran in to an old friend the other day. And a table. And a couple walls.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't see shit,
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, don't expect me to pick up.
#ILostMyVirginityTo a plunger left in the toilet.
Roses are black, violets are black ...
Happy 4th of July. Enjoy your fireworks, assholes.
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