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Girlfriends are temporary. Exes are forever.
"I'm fine" - a woman's suicide note.
You'll lose your virginity sooner or later. Concentrate on losing your stupidity.
My future called. It was worried about me.
"Congratulations :) " - He said.
"Congratulations :( " - He meant.
Women are the nature's Rubik's cubes.
Intelligent women are awesome. They never insult me.
Or probably I never get it.
Dear Chaudharis, Chodhuris, Chaudhris, Chowdhris of this country !! The fucks wrong with you? Settle for one spelling OK?
Take someone else's advice, fuck your life their way.
God doesn't give a fuck when you sneeze.
"Whats the haemoglobin count in her blood report"
"Less than 9 sir!"
"That's alarming. What's her name?"
People who can make music, you're so blessed.
You'll be amazed to see how many people turn around when you call out "Oye Chutiye!" in a crowd.
Guy who sits next to me asked about Twitter. I told him its like sending an sms to who so ever wants to read it. It confused him even more.
Plans are just educated dreams.
A suicide kills dead people.
Hey mindreaders, here's a joke for you:
*A genie comes out*
"KEEP RUBBING, IT FEELS GOOD", he commands!
*Keeps rubbing the lamp*
*the genie cums out*