Word. @piejinx @spongebobrawrr http://t.co/D0Xwhg9W

I hate school so much. And I FUCKING HATE EXAMS.

“@uberfacts: Female duck vaginas actually contain multiple “dead ends” to help protect them against duck rape.”
Legitimate rape.

Solar powered planes..... Damn

Wow. 60 Minutes was a real eye opener................... Jesus, it's hard to believe camps like that exist after WW2.

And then I remembered I have registration.

I love my stats teacher. He gave me today off because I didnt sleep.

Oh god here's the results.

Smh white people.

So, I pressed the peddles and jessi turned the wheel. Were thinking about going to NASCAR. #LikeABoss

M.A.S.H>>>>

Rome wasn't built in a day, but according to the bible humans were. So quit bitching and get back to work.

@piejinx @pannualalice http://t.co/juyKJ1xL

Can't tweet during graduation my ass #yolo http://t.co/T4TrpwdQ

Idgaf if she is a model. Theres a reason i try to filter what i see on my timeline. Facebook, otherwise known as the site that annoys me.

“@uberfacts: Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender.” best president ever. Freeing slaves and pouring shots? #Winning

“@itsmelgibson: About to go on a safari to hunt loud, hairy creatures know as Italians.” otherwise known as @pannualalice summer plans :)

I can proudly say that I have voted for the first time.

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“@uberfacts: The United States is among the 25 countries with the lowest gas prices in the world.” well fuck me running