My @pebble in its first #snowmageddon. Liking it very much. pic.twitter.com/idvRQBIa

@cm_makerspace @richardr He didn't brick it? That Windows machine probably knew what Richard wanted, and did it as an offering.

I am in love with @songza. Superb music library taxonomy. Unmatched to anything I've seen elsewhere.

Me: "Branch transfers are immediate before 6 PM, correct?" Bank of America online chat rep.: "That is extremely correct." #ExtremelyCorrect

Trolls are everywhere nowadays. Damn it.

PIPA and SOPA should be renamed to "Lets take down domain names like ICE currently can illegally, but lets make it legal" Act.

Holy mother of mathematics! Randall has been outdoing himself in recent comics, but today's poster is just impressive! http://t.co/sF79O1FX

I truly don't comprehend how 60% of the world's hard drives are manufactured in ONE plant. One. 60%. From one company. #firstWorldProblems

Twitter reports Pentagon, U.S. Capitol being evacuated after 5.9 earthquake in East Coast. Felt in Virginia, Boston, D.C., Toronto, NYC, NJ

"Al finalizar la ceremonia el féretro blanco con los restos de la joven fue rociado con cerveza Medalla, la favorita de Yasmín." #PRseHunde

Wow. Everyone dances when Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce is playing, but not when David Guetta plays some trance. #MayaguezFail

John Resig is our Chuck Norris. #jQueryFanboys

I am a wizard. SSH consoles are my wands. Shell scripts are my spells. root is my last resort spell. /dev/null is where my old spells go to.

Recruiter to PHP mailing list: "My client is a popular gentleman’s club so content will be adult
natured, but not hard core." I don't even.

Hah! Anuncio de Turismo de Puerto Rico en el Superbowl. Gracias @ektoroni por compartir! http://t.co/DSntdkMr #PuertoRicoDoesItBetter

Also, hello to all the Web sites who depend on Facebook for their existence and depend 100% on them for the login process... Not a good plan

See what SOPA/PIPA can worsen if passed? Self-censorship has commenced. | Uploaded.to Blocks US Visitors http://t.co/K6fqOU4y

Feliz Nuevo Año, con eñe, coño Puerto Rico.

Wow, say goodbye to eyestrain! F.lux is amazing! Just changes your screen's color temperature based on day/night. http://t.co/OYcUJpMt

*facepalms at SSH sessions randomly closing* *Cleans office Ethernet cables with Clorox to eliminate packet loss*