I star you because you secretly made me smile or literally laugh out loud. I retweet you because people need to hear/read that more often.

Don't ever be scared of someone of intelligence. Be scared of those who don't know any better or refuse to learn.

#HowToMakeItInAmerica Be original. Never settle. Be humble. Always strive. Be grateful. #LifeLessons

You don't need to live "the good life" to be kind and courteous to people. Some of us had bumpy roads in life and STILL are nice to others.

White people were the first illegal immigrants to this country. Look how quiet the white people got in here. - Aries Spears #UglyTruth

People who get offended by profanity are probably the same people offended by real life.

You don't know your own power until you've met someone who's accepted you, lusted over you, but most importantly loved you, unconditionally.

Penetrating the body is easy...it's the mind and soul you have to penetrate first if you want the body forever. ;)

Jiu-jitsu is the greatest addiction and the best sport in the world at the same time. - Rodolfo Vieira #quote #BJJ #jiujitsu #Truth

An unarmed school or theater against a lone gunman is scary. Imagine an unarmed population against a TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT. #NoThanks #tlot

Hey @cnn that was very rude of you cutting off that active duty member endorsing @ronpaul . Shame on you, guys. #tcot #tlot #iowa #gop2012

For every ungrateful "American", I'd like to replace them with a foreigner who WANTS to be in America. #BeGrateful #QuitComplaining

Pretending to care "about the children" here in America but bombing poor children overseas with drones. #YouJustPulledAnObama

Opportunity doesn't knock at the door -- she answers when you knock.

If man was made before woman...that also means that a rough draft was made before the final masterpiece.

Your mission in life? Find someone who enjoys you enough to make you feel alive. After that, spread knowledge & happiness to others.

Comedy would be better if George Carlin, Phil Hartman, and Greg Giraldo were still alive...but, instead we have the Kardashians' lives.

Ron Paul is like that parent that you've ignored in the past, but you come to find out they were right the whole time. #tlot #libertarian

Whenever I'm at the movies & people "ewww" when 2 guys kiss, but not when 2 chicks kiss - I always think 'fuckin' hypocrites!' & 'SO WHAT!'.

I see y'all beautiful, cute, and sexy women. Keep being that. Just don't forget about a sense of humor & intelligence! #FriendlyReminder