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#WhyIRead Because The Man wants women, gays, minorities, and poor people to be at the bottom, & reading can easily get you to the top.
The girl who can make any social situation awkward by saying or doing something stupid or inappropriate? #YepThatsMe
Dear Bill O'Riley, I know how tides work. Sincerely, 3rd Grade Science Teacher.
Taylor Swift's new song: JAAAKE, oh JAAAKE, why did you let my heart BRREEAAAKK? Remember than time down my the LAKE? You can't even BAAAKE!
According to Lifetime, I will get raped and physically and emotionally abused by all men. I will then die of murder/suicide/breast cancer.
I would get a Purity Ring, but all the creepy girls who are like "MY DAD OWNS MY VIRGINITY UNTIL MARRIAGE!!" ruined it for me.
I hate all these so-called "Christian" people who are Pro-Life, but would be overjoyed if the US decided to nuke the Middle East. -__-'.
#WhyIRead Because when that show about the Palin family aired on TLC my dad told me I better not end up like that idiot they call Bristol.
"Present ideas for Sue: 1) Robot Dog 2) A soul." #Glee
Psalm 37:8-11 <3
#LilKimMustFeelLike Snape when he didn't get the job as Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.
Why do nativity scenes makes all the people white & Jesus blonde? They were in the Middle East. JESUS WAS NOT WHITE. HE WAS MIDDLE EASTERN.
The GOP blocked a child nutrition bill? Are Republicans really THAT heartless? I knew they hated women, gays, and minorities, but kids?
We're LFF's-Lamest Friends Forever! WHOO! *pops bottle of non-alcoholic bubbly and sprays it everywhere*
#InAGhettoHouse There's no cleaning products, just huge spray bottles full of vinegar.
"Shakespeare's Hamlet has been regarded as--I'M A BIRD! SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK I'M A BIIIRD! Teehee :D " --Day In The Life of an #ADHD Teen.
"Buddha, Allah, Satan, help mee!" #Glee
"If we lose we should throw possums." #Glee