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How sad is it that it's not a sense of propriety that's keeping me from banging my head, but the arthritis?
My wife just bought me a *32 oz* Monster energy drink! Maybe I should have kept the life insurance info to myself.
Someone here is having goat rectum and saurkraut for late lunch. I'd have sprung for pizza if asked.
#analretentivesongs You are a female of refinement of up to, but not exceeding, thrice the mean of all females 18 years and older. *oops*
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I'm told there has been a head injury at my home involving a bed and a number of monkeys, but all is well after a scolding from the doctor.
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#classicmoviequotes "All I got to do now is find a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win." Catfight, My Chauffeur
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