Why hasn't @janepratt fired @daisy yet? 90% of what she write is offensive. 100% is poorly written. Where's the payoff?

Everyone always says it's the dreamers and optimists who're important. F that. Embittered cynics are the funniest and most pragmatic.

Okay, I made an "official post" at thefullnilson.com about weight loss http://t.co/sco6suL ! Bracing myself for a massive follower loss.

(I am an imperfect feminist who struggles with not liking/getting along with every girl ever)

for anyone wanting an update, they found a heartbeat, so I've had a misdiagnosed miscarriage. However, the ges. sac measures 4 days behind..

@bronnyzigmond @wild_driver I love Harvey Keitel's dick!

The ratio of Oakley Sunglasses Related spam to actual reader comments I receive on my blog is stacked in favour of Oakley Sunglasses.

@jocelynseip I even say Bless You when people burp.

@mandystadt he's kind of a cocky bro douche high on his own progressiveness tho. Love Black Flag hate Rollins.

The internet is the worst thing for a hypochondriac/OCD person to have.

<3 the single seats on the train that mean you don't have to touch strangers #fridgidbitch

@52stations @therotund Their garments often suffer from "tiny arm syndrome" which is no good for me, or my xmas hams (I mean that lovingly)

I can't even care about animal rights when all I see is people treating each other like shit and killing each other.

I like being old. You can like dumb stuff and not care. You can not care about not knowing any hip new bands.

in case you missed it, I have a new post on http://t.co/p5K24CIK ! http://t.co/IYYgTG3o

This was my favourite bra as a teen (hussy!!!). I love that they still make it. http://t.co/KkdWCiLM

SEXY 80s THRILLER LADY 2K12

Did y'all see my 80s goth hooker nails? Pretty into them. http://t.co/nkw95CxE

This is how I do my face in under 5 minutes: http://t.co/9G7FzRDm

@daisy Cool. Keep deflecting, self-victimizing, and seeking validation. Whatever gets you through the night.