I cannot stand "The Elder Scrolls" or the "Fallout" games developed by Bethesda. *Waits for some queer to judge me*

@idntwearcondoms look i will fukken beat ur sorry ass up u raciallly intolerent cumstain. also, why would you treat women the way u do? rude

Don't hate. Defecate. *Video footage of me shitting on my haters*

Stop asking me how to solve relationshit. I've had few girlfriends and am not experienced at all. Stop asking me for relationship advice.

"To give back to the people, I promise to drop the federal bass rate by 10%," Republican candidate Sonny Moore said at his speech today.

I'm positive that I'm a lesbian trapped in an ugly male body. Kill me.

I'm gay. Bye.

if ur reading this then FUC OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, hi, hello.

#10PeopleImGladIMet youtube blip.tv dailymotion viddler livevideo vimeo myvideo metacafe hulu expoTV

I should probably set up a website to put contact info on but I don't know basic code. *Sobs*

I can never consider myself a "fan" of anything. I'm always neutral about shit I like. Except "Sabrina Online". I'd fuck her hot butt, yep.

"I'm depressed," I said as I fingered my butt.

When I think "Anime humanized art", "Ice Age" is the last thing to EVER come to mind. Welp...:
http://t.co/xgShJ4k6

It's sad that SomethingAwful is the only place to find good Let's Plays.

@beebee880 can cursh for the bondo mania men

...the fuck is "Kirby Mass Attack"?

If I had a camera, I'd do a really good tour of my room, showing you all where I keep my fursuits and dildos.

@xboxsupport1 hi my freind ty got his penile area caught in the disc tray. is there any possible way for him to get it out?

Online dating has recently become insulting to me because it escalates that you can't find someone similar to you closer to home.