Don't date the most beautiful person in the world; date the person who makes your world the most beautiful.

I love to exclamate! - oh yes I do!!!! Will you exclamate with me every Friday?...Go on say you will...exclamating is fun!!!

How many men does it take to clean a toilet? *crickets chirping* Yep - exactly!

Dear Ladies of Twitter...use your brain and not your sex to engage with your followers. Dear Men of Twitter....use your brain!

I am looking at my Followers list and pondering what kind of whack party it would be if you were all in the same room #partytime

Honey I shrunk the........ bank account!

I have to get over my obsession to be retweeted....I must let it go...No I don't need stars....breathe....letting it GO!

I'm seriously considering a twitter career...does anyone know if they have manager traineeships like McDonalds?

With sincerest disrespect to all those maleficent mothers and mother-in-laws out there. Happy Carnage Day! pic.twitter.com/NFComluTpQ

I would love to follow the Kardashian clan...but I have severe chemical intolerances to plastic. #AllergicToKardashians

Enlightened folk: @sandralindsey @amyisforawesome @barelystill @sailsman777 @viciousbabydoll @acrosstheaether @jabberaway @jomartin26

#FF these tweet stars @vipvirtualsols @cm2btthd @nycmoon @urdreamingnow @keys_tome @watchingponies1 @dominos_effect @debracar7 @dorisdykes

You ain't got that swing.. if you ain't follow-ing KoolKats like @guyiusedtoknow @nycmoon @troublewinks @designerpens #FollowFriday

I've often wondered how Sylvia Plath would have fared if she'd had an electric oven.

There has been a run on Poison Ivy at my local garden centre. So I had to settle for Snapdragons instead.

Happy Mothers Day

Twitter offers much insight into your average workday. Tweets arrive at mach speed and are more vitriolic. Oh and there is more porn.

Ever visualised something for so long & so intensely that you were sure it was going to become reality...

then are crushed when it doesn't?

Always! RT: #FF@nycmoon @thepanda19720 @cruppt @mdaras @dorisdykes @monstersinmybed @remainedinheart @darkeanjel Fab Fun! Enjoy! ;)

@watchingponies1 @nycmoon @dominos_effect Hi there! Nice day for horsing around? ;D

@ohmayagod @thecelerystalkr @maui_speaks @nycmoon @rowenamonde Just loaded up ebay, now about those Twinkies  http://abcnews.go.com/Business/hostess-twinkies-sell-60-box-ebay/story?id=17739110 …