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If we star fuck, can I sparkle all over your tummy?
I just RT'd you to 158 people.
My dick makes a pretty good rape whistle.
I'm pretty sure Belle from Beauty And The Beast has some bestiality charges coming her way
I try to pick up chicks at planned parenthood. Bc they obviously put out
Fuck it. I wipe side-to-side.
I have been told I have the best avi on all of Twitter.
I win twitter. You can all stop now.
I'm sorry. Is that sexual tension between us?
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening to what you were just saying on purpose.
I'm not gonna lie. I'd like to bend you over and taste you from behind.
And if you're a woman, that'd be even better.
When I walk into a fancy bathroom that has the guy who hands u a towel, I take a pack of mints and $3.00 from the free money bowl.
I'd probably be sick less often if I stopped making out with your avi on my phone.
Life's a downer when the only sex on your bday that you get is with yourself. While crying.
If by rose you mean vagina, No, actually I haven't been kissed by one lately
Tomorrows my birthday.
Who's givin up the butthole?
I'm bringing slightly overweight sexy back
If you starfuck me, it means we can do it in real life....right?
No, actually I have reached the end of the internet.
It's called Twitter.
When I 1st got married, it was kinda cute when my wife would tinkle w the bthrm door open. Nt so much now that she's blasts dueces like that
I'm not wearing any panties