I'm getting fake British accent drunk tonight

Happiness is sexy

There's something truly magical about that first kiss
And the second one
And the 847th one
Oh fuck it
I love making out

I'll write you a love song so fucking hard

I'm oddly turned on by your particular brand of batshit crazy
So, keep up the good work I guess

I'm going to carve our names in a tree
Because
Romance & knives

I don't fuck around
But when I do
I don't fuck around

Let's go to the library and make out in the stacks

When a girl falls asleep with me, preferably in my arms
That's my shit

When a girl is worth the fight
Yeah that

You know you're in for a treat when a girl starts a story with
"So, this bitch..."

There's a fine line between being crazy and being in love
And I just snorted the shit out of it

My signature move is compromise

Let's listen to really good music and make out

When a girl is thoughtful and considerate
That shit gets me every time
I'll melt
I don't give a fuck

You make me feel flawless

Let's get naked and wreck everything
- 2 year olds

When a girl surrenders her body to you completely because she trusts that you know exactly how to please her
That is a sublime moment

I'll do your laundry after I make you ruin your panties
Because I'm a fucking gentleman

Have I told you lately to shut your whore mouth
~ romance