i support same sex marriage, same sex equality, any sex marriage, and any sex equality. we are all equal. except for country fans, not them.

why aren't all beverages served out of mason jars?

@billyphilhower and @feverpeach are fucking adorable. this has been your creepy tweet of the night from dalton.

imagine if the "punk goes" series actually featured punk bands. what a novel idea!!!

it simply blows me away when people say that they do not care about politics or that they do not matter. you harm all of society.

Ban the hardcore music club shows. They are hurting the youth of this nation. Go to church instead. Stop fight dancing and pray to the god.

I definitely have a crush on you

If you think Seahaven sucks, then you suck.

Ray Romano on King of Queens is making my night #sitcomgold

Sometimes I wonder why I'm single. Then I remember how much I love LOTR, Batman, Star Wars, politics, technology, music, and philosophy.

#FF @brandon_mover @sayhaiemily @_megspace @pattonoswalt @stevisreyvis @buttersutter @coventrysean @ariii_h @wethejellyfish

I hate all these fucking "normal" kids acting as if theyre broken, angry people. You wouldnt last one day in my head.

Thank you @strayfromdapath for showing that you can disagree with a group of people without demonizing them. Give respect where it is due.

npr music app has some amazing hip hop content

kush and codeine til your stumblin like a fiend

only lame people are too cool for slipknot

i've pooped in this denny's twice within an half hour #noapologies #noprisoners

migranes are the loosest butthole

i solemnly swear that you gave me this wood #harrypotterpickuplines #sexualharassmentpickuplines

i solemnly swear that i'm up in yo hood