Okay folks, I need a job in Nottingham, anything to do with photography or shop work (preferably gift shops if poss). Any contacts for me?

Could you lot PLEASE promote the arse off my RedBubble? Need money for shoes! And food. Much love! http://www.redbubble.com/people/furyiowa

Any photographers in the Lancaster/Morecambe area looking for an assistant? I am dedicated, hard working and willing to learn. Please RT!

PLEASE RT this link! You can buy my photos as pretty prints! Paypal accepted :) http://bit.ly/9YVyUQ

ATTENTION! This is an attention seeking tweet.

Look! You can buy my pretty photos as prints! If you like what you see, how's about a RT? Cheers! http://www.redbubble.com/people/furyiowa

I work in a card shop. Customer just walked in and asked if we have any birthday cards.

Since joining Twitter I have Googled approximately thirty celebrities just to check whether or not they really are dead.

I don't care about your horoscope.

If you have Tumblr, click here: http://bit.ly/fG4hIY and reblog the post, you could win a print from my etsy store! http://etsy.me/fTCfKg

So so glad I can finally get back onto advertising my print store and adding new photos, please help me out with a RT! http://etsy.me/fTCfKg

Let's play a game! Everyone who sees this, should ReTweet it :) need sales more than a Nun needs cock. http://bit.ly/aljXYG

@mrsselfdestrukt Your tweet just reminded me that I need to watch Donnie Darko & take notes & watch it again & again & then kill myself.

I get so angry when I hear that people didn't turn out to vote yesterday. Does no one understand how important this shit is?

Ducks are so consderate. Adorable as babies, and delicious as adults.

If you have Tumblr, click: http://bit.ly/fG4hIY and reblog the post, you could win a print from my store! http://etsy.me/fTCfKg Please RT :)

Please help me promote my Etsy shop! I'm quite attached to eating, I'd like to be able to continue to afford it! http://etsy.me/hazRB4

By the way. I'm in bed with @mrsselfdestrukt right now. Let me taste your jealous tears, bitches.

Jesus Christ people, Twitter went down, deal with it. Fuck. You should have been around three years ago when it did this once a week.

Any #wedding #photographers in the #lancaster #morecambe area willing to let an amateur shadow them? Just looking to learn!