if silence is golden then duck tape is silver

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot

i maybe small but sure can push a baby out

ive made my windows easy access in hope of someone entering

i have memories i just cant find them

to all those weight loose entrepreneurs its a joke go eat a doughnut

if your dad is mad and asks you “Do I look stupid” don’t answer him

id rather have my tongue spliced than watch Twilight for the Hundredth time

im gona slurp my coco-pop milk and burp like a man

ive mastered the art of sign language with one finger

went to Alcoholics anonymous by mistake stood up and said 'my names Alisha-Lee and i drink blood!!

when i bake a cake it reminds me of Amy Winehouse

i asked if she could define dumb she looked at me blank

boredom makes you do crazy thing like talk to your family

right now im doing my daily exercise pushing all these buttons

Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

if Elivis was alive id hand him a burger and fries and say 'its now or never'

im watching a typical guy cooking on TV wheres my blender

Never under estimate the power of a womans stare especially when she holding a machete

im trying to loose weight so ive put a elastic band round my hands