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if silence is golden then duck tape is silver
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot
i maybe small but sure can push a baby out
ive made my windows easy access in hope of someone entering
i have memories i just cant find them
to all those weight loose entrepreneurs its a joke go eat a doughnut
if your dad is mad and asks you “Do I look stupid” don’t answer him
id rather have my tongue spliced than watch Twilight for the Hundredth time
im gona slurp my coco-pop milk and burp like a man
ive mastered the art of sign language with one finger
went to Alcoholics anonymous by mistake stood up and said 'my names Alisha-Lee and i drink blood!!
when i bake a cake it reminds me of Amy Winehouse
i asked if she could define dumb she looked at me blank
boredom makes you do crazy thing like talk to your family
right now im doing my daily exercise pushing all these buttons
Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
if Elivis was alive id hand him a burger and fries and say 'its now or never'
im watching a typical guy cooking on TV wheres my blender
Never under estimate the power of a womans stare especially when she holding a machete
im trying to loose weight so ive put a elastic band round my hands