You lost me at "send to me". @shitegyptiansay

@shitegyptiansay & @shitegyptiansdo are enough reasons to go make a #twitter account, YALLA !!!!!!

#Huawei seeking an electrical engineer with 3yrs+ exp. to work in #cairo #telecom #sites @thesherio @embee

@ahmadesseily #egyrecruit Electrical Engineer w/2yrs exp. in Telecommunications field. Seeking Engineering/Project Management positions.

We got different morals baby.

That @a7amoment when you shave and you miss a few hairs on your face

ييجي يقوللك "ايه ده, انت خاسس كده ليه?" و انت تبقي زايدلك بتاع 15 كيلو مثلاً @shitegyptiansay @shitegyptiansdo

"@heekma: عَيْشُ يَوْمٍ واحد كالأسد خَيْرٌ من عيش مئة سنة كالنعامة .." جورج برنارد شو" @waeleino @yara_abdallah @7assasino

@linaabdelazizxx @farahelashmawy ربنا يخليكي لينا يا لينا D: D: D:

@linaabdelazizxx حيصدّقوكي لو قفلتي تويتر و الفيس هههههههههههه D:

@linaabdelazizxx Is that so? *bri2ish accent*

@linaabdelazizxx HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

@linaabdelazizxx إيه ده، فاتني إيه؟ أنا عايز سامري D:

@husseinmehannaa أنت زي الفلّ

People, in case you haven't noticed, @mostafaesherif braided his hair. Yeah it looks go on him. #avatar

Lower your gaze. Check the ass out.

Yes, howa da! RT "@rthursday: I just had Maxibon and the biscuit part made me see the light."

Win!! :D RT "@mhd_kady: #TheSmallThings arriving home extremely tired and realizing you've already prayed Eisha'"

So much WIN! Cc: @motaztarek RT "@islamicthinking: If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. #islam #wisdom"

"When everthing feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know you're alive." - The Goo Goo Dolls @otiefa @motaztarek @__waffles__