A #Cancer will try to save you from something even if you dont need saving. It's their nurturing nature!

#Cancer females are very alluring. If you are lucky enough to catch a crab, you'll be hooked. There is a reason why 69 is their sign.

If you still have never seen Mean Girls, you might as well be Amish.

#Cancer womans favorite sexual position involves her laying on her back with her sensitive areas exposed for beauty and loving.

OMG I GOT HIRED BY STARBUCKS THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING DAY EVER

if aaliyah was still alive there would be no rihanna

I always smile at people when I see them walk by me... #retailproblems

Back to school, back to school. To prove to mom I'm not a fool.

literature transformed into film never fails to disappoint, even if it is in the slightest forms

You guys don't realize how deep mine and @thugshrugshrach 's friendship is. Down ass bitch.

The struggle when you need one more bobby pin 🙆

I've liked most of the AP lit books this year. Except invisible man and Ethan Frome. Yes i liked all the kings men.

It is invariably saddening to look through new eyes at things upon which you have expanded your own powers of judgement.

I'm 22 years old and the thing I'm most excited about this week is a weekday slumber party with @thugshrugshrach.

the nigga that play pussy that's the nigga that's getting screwed

@yohoechosemenig insecure, still in the closet, useless ass Mexican!

@yohoechosemenig go lick a bums balls or something ya faggot crack whore.

Labios compartidos, labios divididos. Mi amor, ya no puedo compartir tus labios.

WHERE IS THE ELOTERO?!

She loves water pic.twitter.com/76ZAvecjtL