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"Pardon my French." --a bad kisser
I love Grand Theft Auto because you can steal a car, get a hooker, kill a shitload of cops, and then unwind by playing some Grand Theft Auto
Every strip of bacon that you turn down by saying "I'm a vegetarian" takes 9 minutes off of your social life.
Been working hard on my Travel Channel spinoff, "Man v Booze." It hasn't aired yet. Or been pitched. (I just have a drinking problem.)
I try not to make any sweeping generalizations because the people that do always tend to be real assholes.
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My porn name is Fish McBites.
Pretty sure I spend more time browsing Netflix than I do watching anything on it.
Hey did you know that if you fold up a 20 dollar bill like *this* it looks remarkably like I'm an interesting person for a few seconds?
Today's life lesson: when you have facial hair, there is NO good way to eat a bagel with cream cheese.
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