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She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, she's cheer captain and I'm a 30 year old man who has no business at this high school.
That band in heaven everyone's always talking about were just told they suck by Lou Reed.
According to Facebook a kid I knew in high school is tragically now just a BMW logo.
Bill Cosby hasn't talked about pudding in decades. Let's all let this go.
"Young dumb and full of PaRumPaPumPum." - the Little Drummer Boy's Twitter bio
Barack and Michelle slow dancing should be televised once a week to remind Americans what love is.
Sign my petition to have Pope Francis host SNL.
"We're adults now, so please, call us James Eat World."
The plan to arm school principals is great if you think making a sequel to Kindergarten Cop is more important than defending children.
College Degree (never used) #FreeOnCraigslist
Whoever called horse riders "equestrians" and not "horserers" is a criminal.
Hate to brag about living in "THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD" but I just got to watch a lady eat a pound of coleslaw on a train.
The main ingredient in Monster Energy Drink is you being an asshole.
The cool thing about getting mad about TV shows I like getting "snubbed" by award shows is it means I probably have running water and food.
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