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*puts on a Hold Steady song for a teen*
"This is a a very loud podcast!"
I'll like a pic of you and your mom on Instagram, I don't give a fuck.
We're all drunk with powerlessness.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, she's cheer captain and I'm a 30 year old man who has no business at this high school.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" was the first listicle.
The most far fetched thing about RoboCop is a he's a cop without a mustache.
That band in heaven everyone's always talking about were just told they suck by Lou Reed.
Did the mother see her shadow or what?
Just Googled Aaron Neville, very unfortunate looking woman.
Hard to fall asleep when I know somewhere someone is saying mean things about Drake on the Internet.
If you're not mad you're not paying attention or you're just super chill.
Having trouble focusing because I watched a man use a key as a Q-tip on the subway today.
Brooklyn 99 and 12 Years a Slave are equals.
Depression Is a Lifelong Battle, Charlie Brown
Conventionally Attractive Comedian/Fully Clothed Swarm of Bats, Still Livin' La Vida Loca. firstname.lastname@example.org
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