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She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, she's cheer captain and I'm a 30 year old man who has no business at this high school.
That band in heaven everyone's always talking about were just told they suck by Lou Reed.
Brooklyn 99 and 12 Years a Slave are equals.
The most far fetched thing about RoboCop is a he's a cop without a mustache.
Replace all your "Skateboarding Is Not a Crime" stickers with "Clowning Is Not a Crime" stickers.
According to Facebook a kid I knew in high school is tragically now just a BMW logo.
"I'm Bob Simon," "I'm Leslie Stahl," "I Am Legend," "and I'm Scott Pelley, those stories tonight on 60 Minutes."
Bill Cosby hasn't talked about pudding in decades. Let's all let this go.
"Young dumb and full of PaRumPaPumPum." - the Little Drummer Boy's Twitter bio
The original title of Full House was Ghost Mom but then they dropped the whole "ghost mom" element.
Barack and Michelle slow dancing should be televised once a week to remind Americans what love is.
My favorite part about the new Godzilla is his handlebar mustache.
Back in my day the Wu Tang Clan settled their differences with a good old fashioned torture off.