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I heard Angelina Jolie is having her ass removed... I think she's just fucking with us now.
Imagine how effective those people who inspire others with "Words of the Day," could be if they were smart enough to form entire sentences
Reading is for suckers.
If I worked out every time one of my fat friends lied about working out, I'd be the healthiest man on the planet.
Does anyone else feel like the 10 minute version of 'Disco Inferno' is a bit of an overkill, or is that just me?
RIP George Jones, who I honestly thought was 1000 years old and was never capable of passing away.
I thought a "cunt punt" was what Lucy did to Charlie Brown with that whole football gag. I stand corrected. Thank you Rebecca Martinson.
I'm not saying we're near the end of the world; I'm just saying that Kreayshawn has hundreds of millions of views on Youtube.
I answered a question about #Moms on @klout. Go learn about why I'm an expert.
My life is drama free right now... it's rather uncomfortable.
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