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No clue what the hell I’m doing in life, but I’m having a lot of fun doing it.
How late is too late to thank someone for a trophy?
Hopefully this one isn't too late...thanks for the cup, @blairloudly, I appreciate you
Time for a rhyme
That's what I said
It's long time
Past bedtime
And I'm off to bed.
Night, night tweethearts,
She said...
In my next life I'm coming back as a hermit crab and the inside of my shell is gonna be fuckin' pimped. Just gonna chill in there, you know?
I was told to tweet with more class so I'm wearing a monocle and top hat now.
"How's everyone?"
Lets just pretend I'm actually interested for now while I drink my coffee.
Most people don’t get the partner they really deserve.
They choose the person they think they deserve and try to make the best of it.
Devoting my remaining life to jackassery as being kind & thoughtful are apparently pointless.
I like long walks in the country. Dressing up, and down. Good sense of humour. Never put out on the first date, well apart from that one time.