I'm Going to sleep now.
And I'll tell you if I want to.
Which I just did.
Because I wanted to.
Free will.
It's grand.
Night beauties Xxx

If women had cocks we'd so be peeing on everything.
For like at least a year Xxx

If you don't wanna get dressed up as a marshmallow then no, maybe marriage isn't for you.
Because really, why else would ya do it? Xxx

@shoutinggoddess they never stay up for long but they're good for an outing :)

You don't need anyone to love you.
You need to love you.
Then peeps be falling over themselves to love you.
It's like magic n shit Xxx

@notjpo you're such a flirt,when our husbands die lets get ten thousand cats and live on a farm together forever yeah?

I was skinny all my life.
Then I got married and got fat.
Happy fat beats skinny lonely.
AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WHATEVER SIZE Xxx

I'm a chunky monkey AND HAPPY.
You? Xxx

@wiley_by_birth @sharpeseyeview ah thanks gorgeous, it really does exist! Xxx

@loli_sug thank you beauty Xxxx

@jamieramone I'm a chunky monkey. But a happy one! Thank you beautyXxx

@jackieluvsuk thank you beauty, I just gotsta stop eating the pies! Xxx

@goodballs dude for reals! I thought I'd bored every one with it! @sharpeseyeview

I'm ok with being watched.
It's when you try and sell the tape without giving me a cut I get pissed Xxx

How anyone does not know @sharpeseyeview is my legally wedded husband amazes me.
Shit I thought I'd bored y'all senseless with that shit Xxx

@goodballs Oi! @sharpeseyeview

@jayepow oh J, *shaking my head* YOU HAVE ALL THE BEST IDEAS!!!!

Can't wait til movember I'm gonna grow me a huge handlebar moustache and twirl the ends mysteriously.

Well J Hubs is but anyway Xxx

@mrsbluebird69 EEEUUUWW go and WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT

I've had a tummy ache all week and I'VE GOT ALIENS IN MY TUMMY!!!!!
Or zombies.
It could be zombies.
But they need to leave now ok Xx