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I'm Going to sleep now.
And I'll tell you if I want to.
Which I just did.
Because I wanted to.
Night beauties Xxx
If women had cocks we'd so be peeing on everything.
For like at least a year Xxx
If you don't wanna get dressed up as a marshmallow then no, maybe marriage isn't for you.
Because really, why else would ya do it? Xxx
You don't need anyone to love you.
You need to love you.
Then peeps be falling over themselves to love you.
It's like magic n shit Xxx
I was skinny all my life.
Then I got married and got fat.
Happy fat beats skinny lonely.
AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WHATEVER SIZE Xxx
I'm a chunky monkey AND HAPPY.
I'm ok with being watched.
It's when you try and sell the tape without giving me a cut I get pissed Xxx
Can't wait til movember I'm gonna grow me a huge handlebar moustache and twirl the ends mysteriously.
Well J Hubs is but anyway Xxx
I've had a tummy ache all week and I'VE GOT ALIENS IN MY TUMMY!!!!!
It could be zombies.
But they need to leave now ok Xx
I'm not here to entertain you, I know, shocking right. Musings from an eternal optimist with a potty mouth. Neither big nor clever. Just me Xxx