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When a customer asks his wife "Do you want batteries with your cucumber?" You've gotta laugh
My girlfriend knowing why I haven't left the cinema screen even though Iron Man is finished makes her a keeper
You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him
Green lantern is awesome. Deffo make a sequal :)
I dreamt I had an iPhone5. I threw it to the ground :)
Looking through old pictures have made me relised how much of my time that whore of my ex took up
New robocop film. Fuck yeah!