Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Not to be confused with Physical Cliff, who is never allowed at the YMCA again.
Stop comparing the Gay Marriage debate to the Civil Rights movement... Unless you've seen a "Straights Only" Denny's...
I don't know why Mitt gets accused of "Only caring about Rich People", it's Barack who parties with Jay-Z, Beyonce & Eva Longoria every week
Somewhere in America next week, a kid will be gunned down during Gang Violence, and the Internet will not give a flying fuck. #Bandwagons
"No free stuff, no peeeeace!" - #OccupyFreeStuff
People who ride the bus with large pizzas are the true heroes
Some kind of altercation in front of PH, when you see a group of my people in a circle and no one's dancing... leave
Bing is for people who wear socks with sandals.
I'm not down with taxing something just because you don't like it and it has a lot of money. Maybe we should tax Big Rap next
Oddly enough, the #ObamaPhone under-performs for 4 years, then asks you to sign another 4-year agreement
Romney needs to know that if he wins and can't get the job done, We will send him home in 1-term as well. Cant just beat Obama and kick back
Bin Laden was just holding a bag of skittles... #RedEye
Smash would be a lot better if everyone had guns.
“Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would go to the opening of a Doritos bag if the media were in attendance.” #Tumblr
"Occupy" people trying to stop shoppers from Shopping. These are the dopes you should be criticizing, twitter.
Sorry North Korea, I can't hear you over the sound of my Power and insane amount of Food
Djokovic wants Balboa
Sports fan, Lover of short girls, Member of the best studio crew in the world. #TacoStrong