Your mother is so fat the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Being Suicidal: What it feels like to want to kill yourself | Bering in Mind, Scientific American Blog Network  http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/bering-in-mind/2010/10/20/being-suicidal-what-it-feels-like-to-want-to-kill-yourself/?WT.mc_id=SA_sharetool_Twitter …

One of my favorite uses of Twitter search: finding out whether or not a site is really down.

@nikhilgoya_l @tedxfrontrange I spent my childhood in Loveland. :)

This is absolutely gut-wrenching. Sunil's (suspect #2) family posted a video on YouTube asking him to come home.  http://youtu.be/t12tfTJ10bU 

CSS  http://i.imgur.com/Q3cUg29.gif  ... I can't stop laughing.

I have reason to believe that if you're following 1,000+ people, you're doing it wrong.

If I can't reach your footer due to infinite scrolling, I hate you.

@shervin your words have really helped me get through some tough times. This tweet really resonates right now.

@alexia every TC employee should just be a hologram at Disrupt.

@starbucks My name is Tom and I had a Skinny Mocha today! :-D

http://t.co/KStYH85b

So I just danced in front of a lot of startup people. There's a time for everything.

Yahoo in Talks to Acquire Tumblr  http://adweek.it/17BN2Or  This would be huge for the company.

Don't live life just on the weekend. Don't live life just FOR the weekend. There's a difference between a job and a career.

Apps aren't cool. You know what's cool? Making your own OS skinned from Android.

On my list of things to do: don't be an asshole.

Github won best overall startup! Well deserved.

@masonlong Whatever you do, don't let it expire. Somebody will want it eventually.

@alaxic seriously though, @communly is impressive. It's the little changes I'm noticing that make a big difference.