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Miles Teller? Pretty sure you mean odometer, my dude.
Hello Darkness my old friend / Join my network on LinkedIn
It's someone's job to keep inventory of the Muppets & they're in charge of like the sign-out sheet for if u need to borrow Gonzo for an hour
hot dogs at night, what a delight.
hot dogs for breakfast, that's kind of reckless.
Just throwing it out there but maybe we should ban crime
A child named Saint? What's next, some OTHER thing?
Christmas reminder: St. Nick is an abbreviation of Stevie Nicks and she's giving every good girl and boy a healing crystal
in lieu of buying candy this year, I will be grinding fresh pepper into every child's treat bag until they say when
Trump's skin is the same color as a Tupperware container someone cooked spaghetti in 5 dishwashing cycles ago.
I wanna know what lunch is. I want you to show me.
banksy? more like thanksy. for your wonderful spoofs and goofs.
Hey Calvin, I really enjoy you on window decals peeing on various things, but did you know frequent urination is a symptom of diabetes
*temporarily changes Freedom Fries back to French Fries*
Some people say "Jamiroquai," but I say "Jamiroq why not?"
are you guys on email?
I'm a big fan of email
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