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please tell the celebs that I'm back on twitter
can you imagine what the wig section of halloween stores will look like next year if it ends up being Trump vs. Sanders
Donating plasma and Mambo No. 5 came on, which is cool. But what's cooler is I looked over and sure as shit Lou Bega is here donating too!!
you missed me
I've got what they call in the biz "the farts"
me as a scientist submitting my work to the Nobel committee: poop comes from the butt
Ok real talk though I am donating plasma right next to a coworker of mine. The guy who undoes his belt to pee.
hi to my one follower
What to Heck????
Luxury to me is like eating at Rainforest Cafe on a Monday night and you aren't even on vacation
I'm at home eating hot dogs with no shirt on
heads up: tomorrow is national hot dog day so start finding all the good stock photos of people eating hot dogs right now
follow me for fun summertime recipes like Grandma Jeanne's World Famous Bologna Salad
I'm a big fan of email
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