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Just throwing it out there but maybe we should ban crime
in lieu of buying candy this year, I will be grinding fresh pepper into every child's treat bag until they say when
I wanna know what lunch is. I want you to show me.
banksy? more like thanksy. for your wonderful spoofs and goofs.
*temporarily changes Freedom Fries back to French Fries*
are you guys on email?
They aren't called lawyers when you're in Food Court. They're called Sbarristers.
Once at the bar a personal injury lawyer was there & a bus with his pic drove by. Everybody went nuts & he bought the bar a round of drinks.
Opinions are like assholes. Ask your doctor for a 2nd one.
The pope is a virgin who can't drive
maneuvering my nuva ring
Just heard a fat kid at Target say "follow rudetanks"
I can't wait until we celebrate Demolition Man day in 2032, the year when every restaurant is a Taco Bell
I'm a big fan of email
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