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It's been a week since I started this Never Ending Pasta Bowl at Olive Garden. I'm tired, I haven't showered, I just want to see my family.
it's kinda dope to think that Tom Hanks and I are on the same internet, just browsing sites and having fun.
are you guys ready for adults named Jaden
It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle.
opinions are like assholes. you should get a 2nd one from a doctor.
if you go to your neighborhood Applebee's, order anything off the menu "Tampa-style" and they'll crush up an oxycontin right on top.
Man it sure has been a crazy few years. *montage of me staring at various screens and occasionally smirking*
What do you guys think of Ham Salad? For a girl's name?
already saw an ad for shrimpfest. it's like, we JUST took down the toyotathon decorations, ya know?
Obama care but Obama have tough time expressing feelings
The heart wants what the heart wants. To attack Grandpa.
why we gotta choose between hugs & drugs? this is america
Mama said "Cut. It. Out" - LL Coulier
so... is there a Girl Fieri? ;)
*trips while walking*
*starts jogging to cover it up*
*runs across 6 states*
*starts new life*
ok. so you make sweet car puns. that don't impreza me much.
we're all just "some asshole" to someone else
Watching a rerun of Married With Children. Someone said condom and the audience hooted and hollered for 19 minutes
a GREAT self-esteem boost is when you call your bank to question a debit card charge, & they read off all your transactions at wendy's.
so... is there a Liam NeeDaughter? and is she single or is she "Taken"? ;) ;) ;)