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"Mama Said Cut. It. Out." - LL Coulier
Y'all gonna make me lose my mom / Up in here, up in here
Y'all gonna make me cry at Kohl's / Up in here, up in here
It sucks that I have to be the one to tell bears coming out of hibernation about Philip Seymour Hoffman
a man cannot feed on buzz alone
A Pullman in the streets and a Paxton in the sheets
Ah yes, I'm calling to find out how much it'd be to convert my house into a exact replica of the Huxtable house? Yes, all 100 fireplaces.
What's your sweatpantasy
The melting snow revealed a perfectly good garbage bag of women's turtlenecks sitting on the lawn. A true sign that spring is finally here.
we get it, guy. u were in NYC on 9/11. i was in tempe, AZ jerking off in my dorm's closet while my roommate was asleep, but i don't boast.
Ted like no one's Danson
Franklin, my dear, I don't give a Bash.