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BREAKING: LSU players still stranded at the Superdome. Someone painted a 50-yd line in front of the LSU bus.
Marcus Lattimore suffered a broken femur, broken patella, torn ACL, torn MCL, torn PCL, and torn LCL. Absolutely terrible. Best wishes Latt.
Brett Favre would be a great fit for The Chiefs. Texans wouldn't take him, but KC might. Let's do this Gunslinger!
Mark in Hollywood "Jolene's eyes that move independently of each other" Awesome.
Ted Danson had sex with Whoopi Goldberg. Carry on.
I have a man-crush on Cameron Diaz.
Fuck calling that 1-800 number to Cialis... If you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, DM me first. I have an open mind...
Fister? He damn near killed 'er!
For the record: I own both. The worst Droid beats the best iPhone. *Drops mic
Imagine the little stick-figure family on the back of Antonio Cromartie's vehicle.
I made sure to hide my 'Criss Angel Magic Set' before the police showed up.
I'm starting a new rap group. I shaved my pubes & glued them to my gardening tools. We're called 'The Nappy Headed Hoes'.
A ventriloquist would keep Manti Te'o occupied for days.
"I wanna fuck you like a GrrAnimal." #NINchildrensalbumlyrics
I stole 7 neighborhood cats today. Now let's get those Reward posters up people! I need beer money!