Personally, slim girls with meat in the RIGHT places are the winners. The best.

My boyfriend does this funny thing where he doesn't exist

“@ashleynieuws: A uni degree is not a debt in my eyes.. It's a constructive investment in my future.” 👏👏👏👏

RT @tundeprestige: LOOOOL LADIES DONT TAKE PIC WITH AFFS http://t.co/fFaUuMT8. / naaaaahhhh

Oi @studentfinance suck your murda! I'm loading the burner for you!

Not even trying to get involved in this debate but jamaicans complain about insults yet are the first to cuss Nigerians. Right.

Don't tweet my boyfriend after midnight 🔫

I don't really think Jay Z and Beyonce should be in the same category as the Barack Obama and Michelle but hey that's just me

I need to be spoken to with authority and the only males I've experienced do that are Nigerians

RT @kopemand: RT @judeadoasi: £60 for cinema u know I better be in the film / http://t.co/zNmqsuBX

Getting shy around a guy you like is long

One directionnnnnnnnnnn *throws bra at tv*

It's not every male that's nice to you that means they want to f*ck you relax

Its like when certain girls get into a relationship they are a whole new person and have acquired super powers. Ok darling.

RT @kopemand: Stupid BITCH jumping in my convo and telling me I have "1 minute remaining" kmt /Lord i am ready

I NEED to graduate university with a first

Tulisa felt that twitter pressure

Girls need to calm down quickly a man will smile at her she'll then tweet 'omggg this guy moved to me'

OMGGGG just saw David Beckham, Arnold Schwazenegger, and Mark Owen I can't deal!!!!!

I need a gym partner, serious.