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As I sit here, I acknowledge that I’m a very lucky man. Thank you!
Called my parents. Dad answers.
“Can we call you back? We’re watching Burt Wonderstone.”
I pray that is not a euphemism.
Pro tip: Never read a series of stories about childhood cancer in a crowded room of people.
Downside to working from home: Your wife sending texts mocking you while you’re on a WebEx giving technical training.
Where can I get one of those helmets with the built in display?
Dude! Seriously? Put the Blackberry away when you're standing at the urinal with your junk in your other hand.
Funny: "This episode of That's Impossible brought to you by Microsoft Windows."
I caught the flight attendant fondling a rum and coke muttering, “One more hour. One more hour until I can have you.”
I love the moment when my 24 week old daughter recognizes my face when doing FaceTime. Priceless.
Helping a small independent coffee shop with Internet troubles only to find out AT&T says she hasn’t paid her bill. Setup for auto payments.