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Joe Hockey’s “Marie Antoinette” moment.
"Let them take busses."
"That really resonates with me, man." - hippy tuning fork
1st half of Harry Potter. Good thing they've an intermission. Long movie. How long is the intermission? What? 6 months? Get fucked. Really?
Stop calling him "Chechen", CNN/FoxNews. He's American. You built him. He moved there when he was 8.
Do you know what the problem is with no-carb diets?
NO FUCKING CARBS!
And once again, BigBangTheory brought gales of laughter to the house. Except for my wife. She doesn't 'get it'.
Whenever I'm writing a crime novel, like now, with mob guys stabbing people in the eye, I have a powerful urge to park illegally & litter.
Whenever somebody tells me they like cats I say "Me too. Want to exchange recipes?"
Watching Hugh Jackman with an icepack in his right hand and a glass of red in his left makes me proud to live in this beautiful country.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep; Should I die before I wake, blame it on the chocolate cake.
So Baby Jesus Claus comes down the chimney and lays chocolate eggs under your pillow for every tooth? Have I got that right?