1st half of Harry Potter. Good thing they've an intermission. Long movie. How long is the intermission? What? 6 months? Get fucked. Really?

"That really resonates with me, man." - hippy tuning fork

Stop calling him "Chechen", CNN/FoxNews. He's American. You built him. He moved there when he was 8.

Why did the nice people at @scrivenerapp make scapple?  http://bit.ly/QiQFOH  I'm going to be playing with it all day. Should be writing.

Do you know what the problem is with no-carb diets?




NO FUCKING CARBS!

And once again, BigBangTheory brought gales of laughter to the house. Except for my wife. She doesn't 'get it'.

Whenever I'm writing a crime novel, like now, with mob guys stabbing people in the eye, I have a powerful urge to park illegally & litter.

Whenever somebody tells me they like cats I say "Me too. Want to exchange recipes?"

Watching Hugh Jackman with an icepack in his right hand and a glass of red in his left makes me proud to live in this beautiful country.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep; Should I die before I wake, blame it on the chocolate cake.

So Baby Jesus Claus comes down the chimney and lays chocolate eggs under your pillow for every tooth? Have I got that right?

Ausltraian Bone Marrow Donor Registry http://www.abmdr.org.au/ For #alicebucketlist. Pass it on. I'm too old (18-40) but most of you aren't.

I've been online too much.

Was reading a 'real' newspaper and looked to the upper right corner to check the time.

Recorded and now watching the too long Menage a CSI. They have a new victim. 49 yr old caucasian male died of boredom on his sofa.

Books Galore is out!  http://paper.li/tony_mcfadden/1311328376 … ▸ Top stories today via @fonsecamichelle @nctecr @athenastamos

"He's probably a bit frustrated that he hasn't touched many balls" - Actual #Aleague commentary, FTW

Who does not love a good Russian accent.

The trouble with travelling faster than the speed of light is that you can't see where you're going.

The voice at the McDonalds drive-thru asked if I wanted anything else and I said 'Monday off. With extra bacon.' Fingers crossed.

Son just saw the airport guy holding up 'HUME' sign on Lost and said "Who me?" #educationfail