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RT if u got a big penis
A cold June day, raining. Tony Shark knelt at the grave of music, placing a single rose on the headstone. "You'll pay for this Bruno Mars".
Sharks wearing beanies and scarves because it's cold in the ocean and little flipper mittens
Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2: Spending All Day on the Internet
Breaking news: Kim Kardashian and the entire cast of Jersey Shore die in plane crash. Related: global stupidity has decreased 167%
quit your job, fall in love, see the world, N E V E R 666 S P E A K 666 M Y 666 N A M E, have children, create a painting, write a short sto
hey im ryan. wanna fuck in the butt.
think about this when u get dressed up to go out; ur just cosplaying what u think a better looking version of urself is
I like girls because they're soft and pretty and they smell nice and also no penis
Kanye West something something cocaine something cunt shit fuck Kate Moss anal fisting feces something *10,000 favs*
PT CRUISER TRENDING IN USA CHRYSLER TO RE-RELEASE CAR MODEL SPECIAL TWITTER EDITION PLS RT
You guys are just making shit up
hay gurl u lookin dam comfortable take off dem pants n show me dem grannie panties aite holla
Weed use in Aus is 3x national average for most countries *high fives everyone*
Love it when you guys live tweet stuff everyone can freely watch on TV *throws phone out window*
AY WADUP GIRL U SOFT AS HELL
Folks, if you're goin to Sexpo, stop by the Tony Shark booth and say hi + get the best fisting of your life