RT if u got a big penis

A cold June day, raining. Tony Shark knelt at the grave of music, placing a single rose on the headstone. "You'll pay for this Bruno Mars".

Sharks wearing beanies and scarves because it's cold in the ocean and little flipper mittens

Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2: Spending All Day on the Internet

Breaking news: Kim Kardashian and the entire cast of Jersey Shore die in plane crash. Related: global stupidity has decreased 167%

quit your job, fall in love, see the world, N E V E R 666 S P E A K 666 M Y 666 N A M E, have children, create a painting, write a short sto

hey im ryan. wanna fuck in the butt.

think about this when u get dressed up to go out; ur just cosplaying what u think a better looking version of urself is

I like girls because they're soft and pretty and they smell nice and also no penis

Kanye West something something cocaine something cunt shit fuck Kate Moss anal fisting feces something *10,000 favs*

PT CRUISER TRENDING IN USA CHRYSLER TO RE-RELEASE CAR MODEL SPECIAL TWITTER EDITION PLS RT

Bringing out my own boy-group with @imontheinternet called No-Direction and it's just us sitting on a couch playing video games for years

You guys are just making shit up

hay gurl u lookin dam comfortable take off dem pants n show me dem grannie panties aite holla

Weed use in Aus is 3x national average for most countries *high fives everyone*

.@xboxsupport hey i put a dvd into my xbox i think it was Slutty Nurses #3 and now it wont come out or stop playing help it just keeps going

@vagvikernes do you know how gay you are. You are gayer than when @farmerdadof2 takes nude myspace angle pics of himself and sends em to me

Love it when you guys live tweet stuff everyone can freely watch on TV *throws phone out window*

AY WADUP GIRL U SOFT AS HELL

Folks, if you're goin to Sexpo, stop by the Tony Shark booth and say hi + get the best fisting of your life