Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Hollywood; where the rum flows and no one wears clothes
I never understand why cashiers ask me how I'm doing when they're ringing up my alcohol. Obviously I'm about to be AWESOME
Kidnapped myself. Give me a million dollars or you'll never see me again
Omg why don't guys realize girls don't get turned on by dick pics hahaha
I legitimately paid for every drink I had tonight. Talk about your first world problems.
A lot of the time I feel like I really don't fit into this town, and then I remind myself that's probably a good thing.
To be honest I have never liked stretched ears #toeachhisown
#GodisNotGreat for me, but I'll respect your beliefs. #teamDarwin
I never understood the obsession with going to multiple warped tours. Then again, I never understood warped tour in general
Right. I gotta own up to my username and fucking rise above that shit.
Lover of all things fine; art, literature, cars, cocktails, people. Bring your tipsy one liners.