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Channing Tatum can read?
Anne Frank: World's first successful blogger?
There's a US Volleyball player named Destinee Hooker.
It's a shame all those people are going to have to change their "Where's the Birth Certificate?" bumper stickers to "I Hate Black People".
I am never so good at math as when my alarm clock goes off.
Alcoholism is awful and destroys lives. Sad part: you can't help someone who doesn't want help, even if your physical security is threatened
Baby on changing table. I bend down to grab a diaper. Baby rolls OFF table. I catch her. Touchdown Seahawks. #motheroftheyear
My son's balls mystified two doctors today. Not sure if I should be proud of that or not.
If you enjoy sleeping in on the weekends & shitting alone do not have children or a dog.
Some days you just want to burn every piece of clothing you own & start over.
She has a name! Elsie Anne Sproat. Born 5:41am. 7lbs 3oz. 20 inches long & 13.5 inch noggin circumference. <3
Oscar the grouch looks like a pile of bud. #4/20 #SesameStreet