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I RT shit that I wish I would of thought of.
If you are a RL friend and I let you read my tweets....please know this. I trust you.
Don't fuck this up.
THIS protein bar doesn't taste like protein. I know what protein tastes like.....
IF U sucked his cock before U married him then U should totally suck it after U get married.*My advice and why the other moms hate my ass*
When we both wear hoodies, I like to pretend we're sexy Sith Lords making out.
I swear to your fake GOD if you call me CUTE again... then I will shove my pretty panties in your mouth.
The man in front of the drive thru coffee place bought my fancy coffee and said he enjoyed my singing and *air guitar face*
Shit! My BF just walked in.....be cool be cool. Put your pants back on....*me to most of my Followers*
Drinking coffee and getting paid for it. I love my job.
Quick Punch me in the Vag...... I just whispered I wanna another baby.
So I will subbing for the highschool P.E. teacher tomorrow.The tweets are gonna rock and I'm gonna steal Doritos from young boys.#MILFlife
Girls like SMUT. *remember that shit*
You may Tweet with me...but first remove your pants. #twitterRule
Today I stand up to my bully. Wish me luck.
i feel like those twitter whores that always ask for followers....I just want my favs back...my stoner mind can't remember all of you!*sorry
Being covered in your kisses and lies sounds like heaven...it's the morning after that sucked and broke me.
If you didn't sweat it didn't happen. *my personal workout motto* you may use it 4 sex also.
New Rule.....when I *snort* it's sexy! Remember that shit!
If I push on you ........you better push back!
The only reason you are scared is because you have no idea what is next.
Mexican Unicorn..I will slap you with a Fresh Flour Tortilla then make you EAT a buttered one while I WATCH! Piss me off...NO TORTILLAS FOR YOU!!!