I RT shit that I wish I would of thought of.

If you are a RL friend and I let you read my tweets....please know this. I trust you.
Don't fuck this up.

THIS protein bar doesn't taste like protein. I know what protein tastes like.....

IF U sucked his cock before U married him then U should totally suck it after U get married.*My advice and why the other moms hate my ass*

When we both wear hoodies, I like to pretend we're sexy Sith Lords making out.

I swear to your fake GOD if you call me CUTE again... then I will shove my pretty panties in your mouth.

The man in front of the drive thru coffee place bought my fancy coffee and said he enjoyed my singing and *air guitar face*

Shit! My BF just walked in.....be cool be cool. Put your pants back on....*me to most of my Followers*

Has anyone sprained their clit from masturbation? *asking for a friend* ......... Walking weird.

Drinking coffee and getting paid for it. I love my job.

Quick Punch me in the Vag...... I just whispered I wanna another baby.

So I will subbing for the highschool P.E. teacher tomorrow.The tweets are gonna rock and I'm gonna steal Doritos from young boys.#MILFlife

You may Tweet with me...but first remove your pants. #twitterRule

Girls like SMUT. *remember that shit*

i feel like those twitter whores that always ask for followers....I just want my favs back...my stoner mind can't remember all of you!*sorry

Today I stand up to my bully. Wish me luck.

Being covered in your kisses and lies sounds like heaven...it's the morning after that sucked and broke me.

If you didn't sweat it didn't happen. *my personal workout motto* you may use it 4 sex also.

New Rule.....when I *snort* it's sexy! Remember that shit!

If I push on you ........you better push back!