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I RT shit that I wish I would of thought of.
If you are a RL friend and I let you read my tweets....please know this. I trust you.
Don't fuck this up.
THIS protein bar doesn't taste like protein. I know what protein tastes like.....
IF U sucked his cock before U married him then U should totally suck it after U get married.*My advice and why the other moms hate my ass*
When we both wear hoodies, I like to pretend we're sexy Sith Lords making out.
I swear to your fake GOD if you call me CUTE again... then I will shove my pretty panties in your mouth.
You may Tweet with me...but first remove your pants. #twitterRule
Shit! My BF just walked in.....be cool be cool. Put your pants back on....*me to most of my Followers*
The only reason you are scared is because you have no idea what is next.
The man in front of the drive thru coffee place bought my fancy coffee and said he enjoyed my singing and *air guitar face*
Drinking coffee and getting paid for it. I love my job.
Girls like SMUT. *remember that shit*
If you didn't sweat it didn't happen. *my personal workout motto* you may use it 4 sex also.
Being covered in your kisses and lies sounds like heaven...it's the morning after that sucked and broke me.
Quick Punch me in the Vag...... I just whispered I wanna another baby.
Today I stand up to my bully. Wish me luck.
I don't do resolutions.
But I will gladly make fun of yours.
Mexican Unicorn..I will slap you with a Fresh Flour Tortilla then make you EAT a buttered one while I WATCH! Piss me off...NO TORTILLAS FOR YOU!!!