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The older I get the more I realize how young I am.
There's a fucked up moment in life where you realize you need your advice more than the person you're giving it to. I just had one. #FuckinA
Why do strippers and prostitutes take Thanksgiving off? It's not like they have families.
My life is a movie.
I just paid $3.45/gal for gas. I feel so European.
Purple dirt makes me think of Prince.