RT @femivii: "my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z" //well that means its veryyy veryy small

RT @bazingaaa_x: RT @olivianataliie: Keri Hilson is too hot \355\240\275\355\270\215 http://t.co/diuA8qUS //OMGGGGGG shee looks amazing !!!!!!!!

RT @roxxxloco: Someone wiped off one of my eyebrows yesterday I was soooo vexed. //LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

RT @diggsxiii Imagine hearing your child got killed in his school... Jesus man //an environment that's supposed to be safe. Ah my heart

RT @eveayo: #girlslikeitwhen You lift up their hair to see their tracks. Really shows you care about what's underneath. //LOOOOOOOOOOL

RT @alexlegendz: Your barber and your girlfriend are drowning who do you save? EVERYMAN ANSWER PLZ //LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL funniest tweet.

RT @bosstipz: Everyone's sensitive nowadays, cant voice ur views without someone takin offence //its always gonna be like that

I would want the following on BB: @psykouk @femivii @cyzulu @getofome @j2ocean @missfifii @rx__3 @shakistewsplash they would make GREAT tv.

RT @oisugartits: RT @madmo95: Joss gimme the light, and a passe joh, everybody maccaramo //LOOOOOOOOOOOOL funniest thing everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

RT @yournotwavey: RT @crunchynutbitch: Zainab ft mavado - nuh fraid ah dem (yusef diss) #Eastenders //LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

"@toyosiii: RT @p47j: Name 1 thing that puts you off someone you like fully ? < Inconsistency" //THISSSS

RT @elijah_steez: RT @ham_persie: http://t.co/h2Kg8gdE //LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

RT @kwabeezy: RT @carlos2316: Is it gay if u suck on this? http://t.co/5qaKaa8g //OMGGGG that's absolutely disgusting. Urgh *gags*

RT @alexlegendz: WHO USED TO USE THE HOUSE PHONE TO DO SLY PILLOW TALKS, FREE CALLS YO //after 50mins you lock it off then start again

RT @imbezathanyou: RT @khadsss_ so you cant show your full head but you can show belly?what kind of contradiction?! http://t.co/05ecZ0zt

RT @alexlegendz: Alot of girls are in perfectly happy relationships until they let their friends get involved //this is it!!!

"@cyzulu: People who commit suicide are just selfish" //I used to think that but its really not the case

"@psykouk: I dont get this prestige word you lot use or how you use it." //they've fucked up the definition, I think it's now a slang term

Leave all the guys who wear slim fits for me, and those who wear baggy jeans can be with the girls who still wear waist belts.

People have come to me with their darkest secrets and I will take it to the grave.