@Toujours_Diva's (Jeannie) most faved Tweets...
Yeah. I just called the wrong number & told who I thought was my son: "Who the hell are you trying to impersonate? You sound like an IDIOT."
"Honey! I won the lottery! Pack your bags!""OMG! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" "I don't give a sh*t where you go, just go."
I hate to be the one to point this out, but when I drive from GA to NY without getting pulled over, SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT DOING THEIR JOBS.
Highest compliment paid to me by a writing professor: "She was clearly wrong, but it was so beautifully argued that I bought it anyway."
It sickens me to see this Michael Jackson hoopla knowing that such an outpouring of love would have made a real difference during his life.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an ironclad prenuptial agreement
Eavesdropping at Starbucks on a small group's lively discussion about earning big bucks on Twitter. My "pffft" spewed a bit of frappuccino.
Yes. I just overheard someone ask for a cherry on top of his frappuccino. *eyeroll* Starbucks amateurs.
Fun Twitter game: #twitterprisonID Just tweet your mother's maiden name with the last 4 digits of your SS # Mine is Ponzi2009. (Not a scam!)
@debihope My boys wanted Hot Pockets every day until finally sick of them. Which coincided with the day I bought a box of 1000 at Sam's.
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