I am very relaxed. I feel at ease and comfortable. Everything is going well.

Let's pick flowers and chase butterflies! Why should we be ashamed?

Comfort for anyone mourning NotW "@charltonbrooker: This is not nice. Not nice. http://t.co/i2AyEfN"

Obscurity is the ultimate freedom.

Can you use red onions instead of spring onions if you're only looking at the onions to avoid bumping into Dominic from work?

@bulletsocial Thanks for the update. It's surprising how attached you get to particular Twitter accounts.

@ishouldhopeso Show them you can suck harder than anyone, tiger. YOU GO SUCK GOOD.

Rhythm is a dancer, why not wave your fan, sir? Gravy's going everywhere #DreamtLyrics

Thirsty - drink - not thirsty. It's an old story but I still enjoy it.

How to draw an owl. - http://t.co/4Ptgd1F via @imgur

Capgras Delusion is when you suspect everyone you know has been replaced by an imposter. Can't be very nice, can it?

@whimsyharbinger We should totally arrange a Tahiti tweetup for everyone on our feeds.

@alovelyhorse There, there. There, there.

@lexingtonsteel Very Julianne Moore

@mrsquirrel_ Hello *waggles ass*

@ishouldhopeso @shoepaddle My money is safe because what's mine is yours already.

#ff @shoepaddle and if by this time next week you regret it I'll give you a quid.

Remember when you get home this evening: now's an ideal time to fix your roof.

Today at my desk - for medical reasons - I'm nursing a little glass of mezcal, wearing a sombrero and smoking Sante Fe cigarillos.

@technicallyron I am the Black sister. I like it!