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I'll do almost anything to lose weight. But exercising and eating properly is where I draw the line.
I'm deep enough to admit that I would be a lot more interested in what you were saying if it was about me.
I'm almost sure this is the pub I was at last night. But to be wholly sure I'd have to lie on the floor and study the ceiling.
ok so there's 12 beers and 13 of us.
you know what this means don't you?
12 of you are going to have to leave.
you know what this means don't you?
12 of you are going to have to leave.
When others jog their bodies sing grace, fluidity and motion.
When I jog my body screams '' who broke the fucking car?''
When I jog my body screams '' who broke the fucking car?''
The existence of the 'snooze' button tells you everything you ever need to know about the human race.
The words ''cos I'm your mother and I said so!'' fell out of my mouth and scuttled to the kitchen to have a celebratory beer with grandma.
Can't spell, not funny, 100s of photos of my baby + a yearning to build an imaginary farm. Is there was social network out there for me?
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