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Whoever made up "this too shall pass" never had a kidney stone
I just got out of an abusive friendship...I should have been nicer
Time to catch up with great friends especially ones with pools....
Porn stars are following me guess they need tips on how to "tone it down" in bed
I found something today it's called self esteem, I guess it's mine
Tonight I am going to eat a bag of candy and pretend I am someone else.
The comedy industry is changing for female comics...yesterday I was told I wasn't fat enough.
If you are going to talk and heckle during a show I don't care I can handle it but you should have stayed home....
I will be Headlining in Yuk Yuks Saint Johns, Newfoundland December 5-7th three shows call 709.726.9857 for tickets
I'm not a snob, but none of my close friends would ever text laugh out loud I only hang with haha's
A random stranger gave me a bike with flat tires and a broken seat. Guess I'm not sleeping my way to the top
I deactivated account oops..so it went to zero followers ...follow if you want