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It's election day. I mailed in my absentee ballot for the AVN Awards. It was so hard to vote a straight ticket this year.
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Hubby: How are you feeling ME: OK Him: Hows your arm after flu shot Me: Fine Him: Hows your neck Me: Fine Him: Hows your mouth Me: Eye Roll
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Good thing I got my flu shot in my left arm, it would be hard to masterb, err I mean cut these vegetables if I'd gotten it in my right arm
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Ahhhh the smell of fresh coffee and homemade pancakes in the morning smells like.......
Well coffee and pancakes
Well coffee and pancakes
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Whoever said parentings the toughest job you'll ever love, clearly weren't the parents of the demon spawn running around the shoe store
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The first rule of Monday Morning Fight Club is: bend over and get ready to take it like a man....without lube
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Who gets strippers on an outcall on a Wednesday night????
Asking for my hangover an all this glitter on my nose.
Asking for my hangover an all this glitter on my nose.
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911 Operators are such Pissy Bitches So it isnt important to *you* that my bottle of Southern Comfort is missing How do I get an Amber Alert
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You now the hardest part about typing an email or IM to your family?
Remembering that it's spelled *come* not *cum*
Remembering that it's spelled *come* not *cum*
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Apparently pointing to my vagina and saying "Insert penis joke here" is neither a turn on nor foreplay.
So noted.
So noted.
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So kids are in bed & hubby is gone out w/the guys & I'm here alone w/webcam You know what Im thinking...Can you check if this looks swollen?
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I am doing my part to be Green & conserve energy.
That's the *only* reason I am eating this raw cookie dough right out of the tube.
That's the *only* reason I am eating this raw cookie dough right out of the tube.
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You know the really great thing about multiple orgasms........oh wait you're a guy....
My bad....Sorry
My bad....Sorry
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Pro Tip: After priming it, choking it, stoking it, inspecting it, beating it and cursing it.....,Put gas in it.
Snow blower you pervs
Snow blower you pervs
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Dear Google I take issue w/your false advertisement. I've had your new roll out for 3 days & no one has bought me a drink & Im not #Buzz 'ed
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http://twitpic.com/zx6oo - So this is what my Mama meant when she said "I hope you have children just like you"
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