I wouldn't recommend the Tectonic restaurant. They keep shifting the plates before you've finished. #artwiculate

Was Sister Patricia a nullipara when she left the convent? Nun's the wiser! #artwiculate

Osmar has been trying to wheedle a win for ages, and occasionally he succeeds. @osmarjardim

#Artwiculate is lying through its teeth again. #pepsodent

Today #artwiculate has plumped for the word 'rotund'.

There's a small step from troika to ménage à trois. #artwiculate

Watergate and Fustigate walked into a bar. Watergate tried to start a scandal, but Fustigate had already beaten him to it! #artwiculate

Eunoia is in the mind of the beholder. #artwiculate

Sally was the best ragpicker in town! She always knew what glad rags to wear and where to find the best entertainment. #artwiculate

I know, I'm insatiable! There's no stopping me. I have to have my daily #artwiculate fix.

Aiglet was on the fringe of taking the plonge. Another ripping yarn by Sue Taylor #artwiculate

Aiglet #artwiculate? But of corset!

Decisions, decisions, I'm cloven between a hot whiskey and an egg nog to cure my cold! #artwiculate @bartwender your advice?

Spanghew? That's a bit far flung, isn't it? #artwiculate

Mr Bowdlerize walked into a bar. The barman started to talk him, to which he replied "cut the crap and give me an unadulterated whiskey"!

Thinking about syntax is taxsyn! #artwiculate

Sussurus walked into Buffalo Bar. There was an instant hush. In this town they were scared of rustlers! #artwiculate

Arson around again with the word incendiary! #artwiculate

Holy vestibule Batman! That's what I call an entrance! #artwiculate

#artwiculate Tweet on eburnine? That's an impossible tusk.