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I hate when you're having some really hot sex with a woman and it's getting pretty intense, when her husband wants a turn. #InteruptOrgasms
Finished breakfast. Now I weep for all those chickens that will never know the joy of being battered and pan fried.
Women wear glitter & it's no big deal. But if a guy has 1 piece of glitter on his pants, everyone knows I was just blown by my secretary.
Does Batman have a spring loaded condom dispensers on his utility belt in case he runs into Catwoman? I bet it's called a Batachicawowow
She's got legs, and I like what's between them. -not zz top
The quickest way to become a ninja?...walk into a spiderweb!
The brain and the vagina are both remarkably interconnected organs. That's why you need to fuck them both at the same time.
An erect penis at 15 means you just woke up. 25=sex with GF. 35= sex with wife. 45 sex with wife & her friend. 55=sex with cialis.