@steveroggenbuck ch'yeah. feels like a lot of weird twitter can be boiled down 2 'guys, it's fun 2 put words together lol'

@steveroggenbuck wat is the correlation b/t 'alt lit,' 'weird twitter,' and the 'deep internet'? how do I find poets in the deep web? #halp

TRON soundtrack really loud = international code for "I'M BEING REALLY PRODUCTIVE OVER HERE OKAY?!111"

yr moms and them

@austinlouisray kentucky has selected a new pope

if u r into watching ppl completely lose their shit abt parking, plz allow me to recommend living next 2 a brunch place

basically i'm announcing that i'm a croissant now

stood on the side of a road in suburbia today, sweating and eating a spicy chix sandwich w xtra pickles & almost lost my mind it was so good

@wintercheck @craphazzard BROtips > PROtips

In which @collinfarill & I are mentioned in the New York Times for designing a paper bag: http://t.co/isnAXW8p cc: @objecttrust

Turns out that folks in Buckhead don't take too kindly to having bales of hay brought into their office buildings.

hey if bill callahan wants to see the colts you should just let him see them ok

'CLEAR DAT CACHE' — @iambarnesy

u can eat breakfast bread at any time you guys. it's just a name.

@laura_straub pretty sure this is a sext

in a dark place. spent the last week trying to come up with a good 'woke up in the new Bugatti' tweet and I got nothin. :-(

searching house for carbs to dip in peanut butter

status report pic.twitter.com/ugC9f7rcxF

looking fwd to future claritin packaging where we just give up on words & positively correlate more pills 2 a transparent-to-yellow gradient

getting better at talking myself out of tweets re: chief keef