Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
The people that turn in extra prescription medications are the same people voting for Donald Trump.
This tweet will be disqualified after it gets tested for drugs.
Sure i'll hold the end of the tape measure for you but you'd better back the fuck up when I let it go.
Growing their own vegetables on an International Space Station that cost billions of dollars and it's still cheaper than Whole Foods.
Oh, you don't like the taste of alcohol for lunch.
kids, don't do drugs. give them to us.
Lucille is my favorite name that also sounds like the description of a promiscuous sea mammal.
Are Japanese atheists only afraid of 'Zilla?
Thanks for following.
in closing, im going to be a good nurse because i dont mind telling people theyre dying
-End of cover letter
My neighbor keeps complaining about me walking naked around the house.
So, I went home.
[me on a first date]
Hi sorry I'm drunk already
i hope my doppelganger is out there hunting me down with a sword ready to take back her face
Nobody on this prison bus wants to play I spy.
If you love someone, let them go. Follow them. Slowly ruin their new neighbourhood by opening scientology centers and christian bookstores.
The King of the Trailer Park
Like @TraylorParker’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!
Stats can't be shown as @TraylorParker hasn't signed in to Favstar recently.