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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    It's actually possible to be sexy, witty, and social AND still be treated like a lady. Some of us do respond best to being respected. #true

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    The_DorksterTheMichaelRock65_electraglidejunkyardiganVveracious____OutOfLeftField_SumReecesPieces__Chesire73
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    65_electraglideVveracious____Chesire73sweetpprmintteaFavstar_NSFWtreydaywaytwomomfarmDaddyNick________
    StevieCarrell
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I only pee in the shower because that's where I store my jellyfish.

    • 58
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    The_DorksterTheMichaelRock65_electraglidejunkyardiganOutOfLeftField_KrunkedRobotSumReecesPieces__treydayway
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    65_electraglideFavstar500FavsBasstardyMikeSchism1evilidiotPummeloWizard
    Basstardy
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    People that expect you to not have feelings probably don't have any themselves. Well, for you anyway.

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    TheMichaelRock65_electraglidejunkyardiganVveracious____OutOfLeftField_KrunkedRobotSumReecesPieces__treydayway
    • 6
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    65_electraglideDi_Anonymously____LiefVirDrukkiesevidenzeSupportPets_Tinkerbell_
    SupportPets_
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I hate it when you drive your Chevy to the levy, and it's completely dry. What a waste of a levy trip. But then, you just eat pie instead.

    • 17
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    ICanStillDream____ape_geekMikeSchismwrdsmythe________JillFenderStacy_TurnerSceniclepereguinn
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    ICanStillDream____TwiterHeroDaddyNick________ilikefupas________
    DaddyNick________
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I think I'm giving up on dating. Apparently if u have kids, the dating pool shrinks by 85%. So, I guess I'm gonna need lots of cats now.

    • 9
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    hughdumasscounselortcb______ElifcelloblowmanticTheStarMachineSnoopyfIynigburtMeerkatManners
    TheStarMachine
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    People are like onions.



    They make me cry when I cut them.

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    OrvllShrednbchrLithiumJunkieStoneflipxGingerAvengerroadkill3xHammer_ToeBeard_Horowitz
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    roadkill3x
    roadkill3x
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    If being Irish means I'm allowed to have baileys in my morning coffee on a weekday, then fuck yes I'm Irish.

    • 7
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    OrvllShrednbchrThe_DorksterTinkerbell_LAM3domohiimleshstweetheartAvatar_unknown_48
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I'm pretty sure all of my favorite women are on twitter. Why can I meet women like this in real life? It baffles me.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I just edited all of my reoccurring alarms to play George Michael's Careless Whisper. Your move, mornings.

    • 5
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    OrvllShrednbchrFrankieTheAngelthereverendcinkou812didyouAvatar_unknown_48
    • 1
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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I wanna build a diorama depicting the band Bananarama...using only band-aids, bananas, and bandanas.

    • 3
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    NvCornflakeGirlSharpesEyeViewAvatar_unknown_48
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    NvCornflakeGirlAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    This tweet is very important.

    • 4
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    blowmanticKevinDeanGanderplungeritisDi_Anonymously____
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    Grizzly_Aaronplungeritis
    plungeritis
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    People don't use the word conundrum enough. If you could all work this into your daily conversations, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.

    • 4
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    _MrsBlueBird_bananab123LAM3domoAvatar_unknown_48
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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I hate to hate, but I hate it. Because you fucked it up.

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    wheresmystarr____TheStarMachineMeerkatManners
    • 2
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    wheresmystarr____TheStarMachine
    TheStarMachine
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    Keep calm and stop listening to people telling u to keep calm cuz they can just mind their own god damn BUSINESS!! *feels calmer now

    • 3
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    OrvllShrednbchrSharpesEyeViewAvatar_unknown_48
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    Avatar_unknown_48
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    Drinking French wine out of a mason jar, because class is one of my best assets. Sup, bitches.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    Monday. The stupid birds are all making the sex everywhere. Get a fucking room, dumb porno birds. Ugh.

    • 4
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    storming01SharpesEyeViewLAM3domohiimles
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    Why is it that people give so much praise to others with hardships? I'd rather be noticed for who I am, not the shit cards I've been dealt.

    • 4
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    storming01Tinkerbell_SharpesEyeViewLAM3domo
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    Also...the road less traveled is my sexy bitch.

    • 4
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    this503girl______OutOfLeftField_LAM3domoAvatar_unknown_48
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I want to make homemade cream of chicken soup, but I can't seem to find any rooster porn.

    • 3
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    LAM3domoTinkerbell_SharpesEyeView
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    SharpesEyeView
  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I'm going to start stealing my own tweets.

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    dressedinblackLAM3domoSharpesEyeView
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    picoferal
@Trazer_

@Trazer_

So many inspirational quotes & selfies it'll make your head explode. Line crosser, sock wearer, former muse, & loving nihilist http://t.co/zom8dgQR50