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It's actually possible to be sexy, witty, and social AND still be treated like a lady. Some of us do respond best to being respected. #true
I only pee in the shower because that's where I store my jellyfish.
People that expect you to not have feelings probably don't have any themselves. Well, for you anyway.
I hate it when you drive your Chevy to the levy, and it's completely dry. What a waste of a levy trip. But then, you just eat pie instead.
I think I'm giving up on dating. Apparently if u have kids, the dating pool shrinks by 85%. So, I guess I'm gonna need lots of cats now.
People are like onions.
They make me cry when I cut them.
If being Irish means I'm allowed to have baileys in my morning coffee on a weekday, then fuck yes I'm Irish.
I'm pretty sure all of my favorite women are on twitter. Why can I meet women like this in real life? It baffles me.
I just edited all of my reoccurring alarms to play George Michael's Careless Whisper. Your move, mornings.
I wanna build a diorama depicting the band Bananarama...using only band-aids, bananas, and bandanas.
This tweet is very important.
People don't use the word conundrum enough. If you could all work this into your daily conversations, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.
I hate to hate, but I hate it. Because you fucked it up.
Keep calm and stop listening to people telling u to keep calm cuz they can just mind their own god damn BUSINESS!! *feels calmer now
Drinking French wine out of a mason jar, because class is one of my best assets. Sup, bitches.
Monday. The stupid birds are all making the sex everywhere. Get a fucking room, dumb porno birds. Ugh.
Why is it that people give so much praise to others with hardships? I'd rather be noticed for who I am, not the shit cards I've been dealt.
Also...the road less traveled is my sexy bitch.
I want to make homemade cream of chicken soup, but I can't seem to find any rooster porn.
I'm going to start stealing my own tweets.
So many inspirational quotes & selfies it'll make your head explode. Line crosser, sock wearer, former muse, & loving nihilist http://t.co/zom8dgQR50
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