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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    It's actually possible to be sexy, witty, and social AND still be treated like a lady. Some of us do respond best to being respected. #true

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I only pee in the shower because that's where I store my jellyfish.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    People that expect you to not have feelings probably don't have any themselves. Well, for you anyway.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I hate it when you drive your Chevy to the levy, and it's completely dry. What a waste of a levy trip. But then, you just eat pie instead.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    Someone needs to invent babies that have cries that only their parents can hear.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I wanna be high on believing. Do you smoke it, snort it?

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I once worked in an office with a girl that faxed a document 6 times because the paper was still there after she faxed it.

    Adorable.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    Whisper tweet nothings into my ear.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    How to DIY romance: 1. Put on something pretty 2. Buy yourself some flowers 3. Make yourself a tasty dinner 4. Get drunk 5. Go fuck yourself

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I'm so god at typos.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I'm not tweeting right now.


    Or now...



    Not now either.



    For reals.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    When life hands me lemons, you know what I say? Pshaw. I say pshaw to lemons.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    This is where my words go to die.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    Taking a three month break from twitter is kinda like running away when your 8 years old. No one notices or cares!

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I wanna build a diorama depicting the band Bananarama...using only band-aids, bananas, and bandanas.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I think I'm giving up on dating. Apparently if u have kids, the dating pool shrinks by 85%. So, I guess I'm gonna need lots of cats now.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    Being broke, hungry, and no sex is the worst threesome ever.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    I love it when u wake up after having a crappy emotional day & u can say,"Ah! Now I get it...well played, Uterus, well played." #laundryday

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    People are like onions.



    They make me cry when I cut them.

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  • Trazer_
      Snear&Loathing @Trazer_

    Million $ idea: elevator lighting & mirrors in swimsuit dressing rooms.

    I'm not kidding. Why in the hell haven't they figured this out yet?

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@Trazer_

@Trazer_

So many inspirational quotes & selfies it'll make your head explode. Line crosser, sock wearer, former muse, & loving nihilist http://favstar.fm/users/Trazer_

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