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I only pee in the shower because that's where I store my jellyfish.
People that expect you to not have feelings probably don't have any themselves. Well, for you anyway.
I hate it when you drive your Chevy to the levy, and it's completely dry. What a waste of a levy trip. But then, you just eat pie instead.
My Native American name is Lives On Samples.
Someone needs to invent babies that have cries that only their parents can hear.
I wanna be high on believing. Do you smoke it, snort it?
I once worked in an office with a girl that faxed a document 6 times because the paper was still there after she faxed it.
How to DIY romance: 1. Put on something pretty 2. Buy yourself some flowers 3. Make yourself a tasty dinner 4. Get drunk 5. Go fuck yourself
I'm so god at typos.
Taking a three month break from twitter is kinda like running away when your 8 years old. No one notices or cares!
I think I'm giving up on dating. Apparently if u have kids, the dating pool shrinks by 85%. So, I guess I'm gonna need lots of cats now.
People are like onions.
They make me cry when I cut them.
Twitter is like a mildly funny, pathetic conversation that I've been having with myself for years.
This tweet is very important.
You can save thousands of dollars not buying diapers by just having "outside" babies.
I'm not bitter, I'm just semi-sweet.
I hate to hate, but I hate it. Because you fucked it up.
Oh llama so tender & kind, u r clever & have a furry behind. From your wool we could make a sweater, who could have a friend that is better?
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