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Ladies. Eat something. Seriously, it's fine.
Forgot the Sox hired Pedro Martinez and now I have a boner about it.
No way am I voting again for a guy who didn't make every utopian dream I ever had come true in 4 years.
Shit. Missed church again.
BREAKING: Suspect 2 alive and in custody, CNN still at large and badly wounded.
To me, the scariest part is that this kind of attack doesn't seem terribly sophisticated or difficult to pull off.
Listening to the longest speech ever given by a drummer.
The thing about reading David Sedaris is that he's so good it ruins my life. Like I may kill myself before finishing the book.
My drunk live tweek holiday coverage starts now through January 1st.
The Jesus freaks are scaring away the panhandlers. Sweet.
My phrase of the day is definitely "flash bangs".
Watching National League baseball. Like an animal.
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