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NOBODY'S TAKIN' MUH' NERF GUNS!
Manti Te'o's girlfriend is a hoax, Lance Armstrong is a liar, Taylor Swift's boobs are probably fake...NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS REAL!!!!!
Kristen Stewart does nothing for me. She always looks like she smells a bad fart (probably her own).
Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day AND National Hugging Day! That ought to make things even more awkward for bigoted white people.
When she says she wants to find a "nice guy," she doesn't mean you. She wants a guy so filthy rich that it makes up for his neediness.
After three straight days of 100 degrees or more, 85 degrees feels downright pleasant. My sweat glands don't know what the hell is going on!
RIP Nelson Mandela (1918-2013). South Africa and the world will never be the same without you.
You can always tell which people on Facebook have you hidden, because they post the same shit as you, only 2 or 3 days later as if it's new.
I'm a graphic designer/illustrator who loves pop culture. I find humor in everything (except Jay Leno & people that block my mailbox with their car).